John Stretton Knowles

3128 days ago

Life on Marbs 12 starring Quindell fraudster Jon Stretton Knowles – Series Finale

I am on cold turkey already. This was the last episode of the worst ever TV reality series ever – Life on Marbs. Surely even ITV cannot bring this rubbish back. Anyhow what happened in Marbs in episode 12?

Quindell (QPP) fraudster Jon Stretton Knowles turned relationship counsellor again and managed to get Lola back with the moron she had cuckolded. Then JSK opened his new Gentleman’s Club, The Barber Shop with a party. Plenty of Lambos outside said Jon, its looking good. Then off to a bar with the slappers where one bird climbed on top of a topless JSK to lick tequila off his chest. It then got worse. Finally it was the Golden Tarts end of season party. The good news for Marbs?

Having launched his club, JSK is heading off to Dubai. Is that 

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